Evolution

2005-10-06T01:42:00.000+08:00

Very |ong nv B|og... Tink most of you know Why. Sudden|y fee| |ike B|ogging. Dunno WHY. MayB3 on S0mthings | upS3t W|f... Tis few Days, Fee| tat | not in my usual self... Hope | can 0verc0me |t ASAP.....S|ghZzz.... | Kn0w Tat N0 0ne wi|| read my B|0g liao as | dun updat3 0ften... But......

2005-07-31T00:57:00.000+08:00

It's mean so long since i blog...tink got months liao...tink no one have visit my blog liao as there no update nor anything new... been veri buz as usual haha... tink u guys sld know la huh lol....cut ting short... I'll be celebrating my Bday at Aranda Country Club (Chalet) on Sept 2 - Sept 4. So make sure all muz come huh... any changes i'll keep u guys update.

2005-05-10T00:44:00.000+08:00

This morning went to office @1030, then went kopi at downstair after finish my follow up. After kopi, went up office doing nothing then one of my frenz borrow mi a newspaper to read. Was browsing thru the recruitment to see any luck. Spotted an advert looking for marketing cum cust svc executive, call up the co. for fun to check wad they doing etc. This co. is actually doing audio visual thingy, and my job scope is on marketing only. Basic pay with no sale and comm. So they invite mi to go down tmr for an interview. Was thinking wow so heng ar. Tmr go down see see look look. Hope it suit mi n pay is reasonable. Wish mi luck!!

2005-05-08T18:14:00.000+08:00

These few days no drinking, but many fishing. Haha. All crazy abt fishing. But Sianz, this weekend rdshow sucks. Not the venue suck, is my sale sucks. Futher more, till now still havent got a job. Haiz... have been sending numerous of resume liao, but none reply. Sibei JiaLat. Wish me luck!!! Heng Heng

2005-04-28T23:04:00.000+08:00

Use Singlish, it's so much economical n effective - Compare n See ...

When Going Shopping
Britains: I'm sorry sir but we don seem 2 haf the sweater u want in ur size, but if u gif me a moment, i can call the other outlets 4 u.
S'poreans: No Stock!

When returning a Call
Britains: Hello, this is Mr Bean. Did anyone page me a few moments ago?
S'poreans: Hello, who page?

When some1 is in the way
Britains: Excuse me, i'd like 2 get by. Would u please make way?
S'poreans: Lai, siam! or, Siam hor! or, Skius! (excuse?!)

When some1 offers 2 pay
Britains: Hey, put ur wallet away, this drink's on me.
S'poreans: no need lah!

When asking 4 permission
Britains: Excuse me, but do u think it would be possible 4 me 2 enter through this door?
S'poreans: (While pointing at the door) Can pass or not?

When asking 2 be excused
Britains: If u would excuse me 4 a moment, i have 2 go 2 the gents/ladies. Carry on without me, it would onli take a moment
S'poreans: Go toilet! Buay tahan ahh... ...

When doubting some1
Britains: I don't recall u giving me the money.
S'poreans: Got meh?

When disagreeing on a topic of discussion
British: Err. Tom, i have 2 stop u there. I understand where u r coming from but i really have 2 disagree wif wat u said about the policy.
S'poreans: Talk cock lah u!

When asking some1 2 lower thei voice...
Britains: Excuse me, but could u lower ur voice, i'm trying 2 concentrate over here.
S'poreans: Eh, Tiam leh!

When asking some1 if he or she noes u
Britains: Excuse me, but i noticed u staring at me 4 some time. Do i noe u?
S'poreans: See wat see?! Buay Song ah!

2005-04-27T22:35:00.000+08:00

It been so long there outing for us. This Sunday, there a Sentosa & JB outing. Some wan to go JB some wan go Sentosa. Till now we still unsure where we wan to go. Think by tmr we will know the result liao. Stay tune!!

2005-04-18T16:53:00.000+08:00

Long time nv blog liao. Everyday seem like a busy day for me. Either working, fishing or drinking. Futher more not enough sleep as well. And till now still havent find a proper job yet. Sighz. Hope can get one sooner, really cant tahan everyday work, weekend kana burn. Have been lotsa late nite & drinking recently at Central, our latest hang out. This week will be Ming's birthday. Dunno whether where he want to celebrate his birthday. Have he get our present, me also dunno yet. Heard you (Ming) will bring down on Sat rite? Will it be Central? still not cfm yet. This wed want to mit up at Rezki? Pls cfm.

2005-03-11T01:56:00.000+08:00

SCARY...It TRUE!!!

The story took place during the 7th month of the Chinese lunar calendar and revolved around a young lad named Sam. Sam at that time was working as a general worker, in a small company located at Tuas. During one particular working day, the whole of Sam's company was requested to work OT in order to meet a deadline due tomorrow. By the time everything was done, it was already past 1 am and Sam was the last person left in the office. He was left wondering whether there were still any bus services at this hour.

He decided to try his luck and quickly tidied up the office, locked up and rushed towards the bus stop. The bus stop was situated by a small narrow road with dense forestation surrounding the area. Sam waited for about 20 minutes and was about to make his way to the main road to catch a cab when a double deck bus appeared from nowhere. He hesitantly waved it down, boarded the bus and the only person he saw on the same bus was a frail ghastly looking old woman. The old woman was dressed in white samfoo and black pant, attire favoured by maids in those early days or "Ma Jie" as they were commonly known then.

Sam felt uneasy upon seeing her and was about to go up to the upper deck when a voice ranged out in Cantonese, "Young man, don't go upstairs. Upstairs dangerous." It was the old woman.

Her comment sent a chill through Sam's bones and he figured that the upper deck might be "dirty". He decided to heed the old woman's advice and grab a seat at the lower deck even though he felt uncomfortable by her presence.

It was an agonizing 20 minutes journey before Sam reached his bus stop. He quickly alighted and turned to steal a quick glance at the old woman, who stared right back at him by the window. Without further ado, Sam hastened his pace and was fortunate to reach home safely.

The next day, Sam was requested to work OT and ended up being the last person left in the office again. It was already past midnight and Sam was contemplating whether to take a cab home but decided against it in the end as money was tight. So he made his way to the bus stop again and after about 20 minutes, the same double deck bus appeared. Sam boarded the bus and saw the same old woman again. He decided to go to the upper deck again when the old woman called out to him, "Young man, don't go upstairs. Upstairs dangerous." Even though, he heard it before, he still felt a
certain fear inside him since it's the 7th month. To be on the safe side, he reluctantly took a seat at the lower deck again and reached home with no incidents.

The third day, Sam was asked to do OT again. By now he was feeling dreaded and worried as he didn't want to repeat the same process again. But he obliged nevertheless since it's his livelihood. He was, you guessed it, the last person left in the office again. He made the same journey to the bus stop, occasionally checking his back as he walked. The double deck bus arrived, he boarded it and saw the same old woman again. As he proceeded to go upstairs, the old woman warned him again, "Young man, don't go upstairs. Upstairs dangerous." Sam was fed up with the old woman by now and decided to go upstairs even though he was feeling a bit scared. He saw no one else when he reached the upper deck and slowly made his way to the back of the bus and sat down. Sam's heart began pounding away as he waited anxiously
for something to happen. After 30 minutes, with nothing happening, Sam went
downstairs to confront the old woman and asked her why she kept saying it's
dangerous upstairs.

The old woman turned, stared at him and replied, "Young man, don't go
upstairs. Upstairs dangerous. Upstairs got no bus driver."

2005-03-10T12:40:00.000+08:00

Recently buz with work and my graduation Project which is going to be due on this Saturday. Furthermore, IT Show is starting today. And i'll be at IT Show on Sat. Hope sale getting higher & Higher...

Dunno whether is it true anot...but no harm giving it a try...still can save the world as well...

This is a real case, if happen you had a chance, you can try soak disposable
chopsticks (usually they gave you when you TA PAO something) for 3 to 5
minutes in hot water, and you will see bleach detergent dissolved in
the hot water from the chopsticks.

If you can prepare yours own chopsticks at your office, it's not only environmental friendly and it's for your own good.

In a campaign promoting healthy care in An Ning, professor Chew reminds people not to use disposable chopsticks, as almost majority of them are made in and imported from china. Before the production, the raw materials itself already grown with germs that are in multiply colors(fungus), and the first process was put in chemical to preserve the materials then after that they are washed with bleach(which believes are to be thousands times over the standards). And guess what? These chemicals could cause cancer, Carcinogen.

Professor Chew didn't use any disposable chopsticks anymore since she last visited a disposable chopsticks manufacturing plant 5 years ago. Incase she forgotten to bring her own chopsticks, she always put one in her bag, since it can be reuse again and again.

Professor chew said: if you were using disposable chopsticks in the past, and you insists going to use them for rest of your life. Don't come and ask me why you have cancer.

2005-02-28T18:24:00.000+08:00

Nowdays most of my time was fishing with Zai, chiong, jing & kok meng. Last week, went to Marina South Pond fishing and kana 8 fishes, then sat went to fish at kallang river nor of us get anything except for kok meng. Sunday went to marina south again, but tis time was worst then previous visit, as we only manage to get one fish. so jialat...

Here a list of speed camera location...pls take note:

List of roads where Police Speed Laser Camera may be deployed

1 ADAM RD

2 ALEXANDRA RD

3 ANG MO KIO AVE 1

4 ANG MO KIO AVE 5

5 AYE

6 BKE

7 BOON LAY WAY

8 BUKIT BATOK RD

9 CHANGI COAST RD

10 CTE

11 ECP

12 HOUGANG AVE 2

13 HOUGANG AVE 3

14 INTERNATIONAL RD

15 JLN BOON LAY

16 JURONG TOWN HALL RD

17 KALLANG RD

18 KEPPEL WAY

19 KIM SENG RD

20 KJE

21 LENTOR AVE

22 LORNIE RD

23 MANDAI RD

24 MARINE PARADE RD

25 ORCHARD BOULEVARD

26 PASIR RIS DR 3

27 PIE

28 SCOTTS RD

29 SEMBAWANG DR

30 SEMBAWANG RD

31 SENGKANG EAST RD

32 SLE

33 STEVENS RD

34 TAMPINES AVE 1

35 TAMPINES AVE 10

36 TANAH MERAH COAST RD

37 TANJONG RHU RD

38 TELOK BLANGAH RD

39 TPE

40 TUAS WEST RD

41 UPP BUKIT TIMAH RD

42 UPP THOMSON RD

43 WEST COAST HIGHWAY

44 WOODLANDS AVE 12

45 WOODLANDS RD

46 YIO CHU KANG RD

47 YISHUN AVE 1

48 YISHUN AVE 4

49 YISHUN AVE 6

50 YUAN CHING RD

2005-02-09T13:31:00.000+08:00

GONG XI FA CAI Everyone!!! Today is the first day of CNY, i here to wish everyone. Wish everyone FU XIN GAO ZHAO, XIN X|ANG SH| CHEN. Mostly tonite will be gog Ah Lok hse n gamble. So see u guys at nite. HUAT AR!!!!

2005-01-23T23:57:00.000+08:00

Believe it or not...???

Ghost protection

OK, here's some believes of the hoteliers :

Every single hotel, there shall be at least a permanant room which should be left vacant at all times. No matter how full the hotel are, they are not to sell that room(s) to any guest. It was said that special room was "reserved" for those "special visitors". So, if you plan to stay in some hotel, always book in advance. Try to avoid walk in.

If the receptionist told you there's no more room available, do not insist one anymore or try to bribe them to give you a room. If you do that, most of the time the room you have will be that "special room".

Sometimes those "special visitors" might go to other rooms also, so here's some tips on how to protect yourself:

Before entering your room, always knock on the door first, even if you know the room is vacant.

After you enter the room, if you felt very cold suddently and have "chicken spore", leave the room quietly immediately and go to reception to request to change room. Most of the time the receptionist will understand what's happening.

After you enter the room, immediately switch on all of the lights, and open the curtain to let the sun light in.

before you go to bed, arrange your shoes so that one of them is upside down. Some say this is representing yin & yang to protect you while you're asleep.

Always leave at least a lamp on while you're sleeping, preferbly the toilet's lamp. If you're staying alone and they have give you a twin bed, do not sleep with the other bed vacant, try to put your things like luggage on the other bed before you sleep.

2005-01-12T20:22:00.000+08:00

Believe it or not ? better be safe than sorry?

See the last paragraph...

Everybody, pls take note!!

The Tsunami happened in SW countries of China was predicted by the Chinese raditional farmer prediction system accurately. It also tell there is another one in NE ountries of China (Japan and Korea) in 2005. Which is being confirmed by the geographical scientist already. So, don't plan your trip to Korea or Japan in 2005.

One more thing, I guess you may heard about the "White Dragon
King" in Thailand, right? Michael's friend went to Thailand and visit him before 26 Dec. The White Dragon King asked her to leave Thai immediately as there is a disaster coming. So she left and escape from the disaster. However, he also asked her not to go outside and stay at home in HK on 8th Feb (Year 30th) after 9:00 pm. He said something bad will happen in HK at that period. Inform your families or friends if possible.

2005-01-02T21:04:00.000+08:00

Dear friends,

If you receive a SMS request you to donate to Red Cross Society through phone, please DO NOT CALL the no. 1900-9111110. I already confirmed with Singapore Red Cross Society that they did not request people to make donation through telephone.

Some people may using this opportunity to cheat money. Please be careful before making any donation.

If you wish to help tsunami victims, can make donation by: Address your cheque to "Singapore Red Cross Society". Indicate behind the cheque "Tidal Waves Asia". Include name, address and telephone number at the back of the cheque as a receipt will be sent to you.

Post the cheque to: Singapore Red Cross Red Cross House 15 Penang Lane Singapore 238486 Any enquiries please call Singapore Red Cross Society: 63349152, 63349153 or 63360269.

2004-12-28T18:55:00.000+08:00

Hi guys,

Asia was been hit by one of the worst earthquake, the fourth
largest recorded since 1900 and measuring 9.0 on the Richter scale ,
struck
off the Indonesian island of Sumatra, unleashing tsunamis( four storey
high)
that hit Sri Lanka, India, Thailand, Indonesia, the Maldives, Myanmar
and
Malaysia.

A total of 14,566 was reported dead and a total of 5,100 was
reported
injured all around India,
Indonesia, Malaysia, Myanmar, Sri Lanka, Thailand and Bangladesh. With
expert claim that figure wolud rise due to the lack of medicination
treatment and food shortage. With both Indonesia and Sri Lanka
sufffered the
most heavily casualty as a total of 9,382 was reported dead. Right now,
a
UN disaster relief were sent to Sri Lanka.

If you want to donate, u can do so to Red Cross House. I have already donate it.

New Year

2004-12-26T22:55:00.000+08:00

Merry Xmas to everyone!! Although it has alrdy over but still wish u guys. And tis coming friday is New Yr. The arrival of 2005. Enjoy my Xmas wif my brotherhood. Not all was ard but wishes were send across to everyone. Enjoy my stay at Ritz Carlton, although it was a one day stay but it was wonderful. When reach hm yest, went to bed after settle my stuff and at nite went drinking. Today woke up early, then went movie. For onli 3 days, spend lotsa $$, muz save a bit for the arrival of Ericsson S700i. Miss the Ritz Carlton Rm Ming....

2004-12-20T22:21:00.000+08:00

Yest have a wonderful lunch with my colleague at Takashimaya CoCa. Total price was $600 onli with 21 ppl attending. And we xchange X'Mas gifts while having our lunch. And i got a piggy from one of colleague. Another 3 more days, X'Mas is coming. But till now, still no confirmation fr them. But we will be meeting on Thurs to have a final discussion. Hope most of them can join us.

2004-12-06T23:09:00.000+08:00

Receive a bad news from my dad tat he has resign from his current job. All because of the Towkay younger brother, saying that most ppl in the company dislike him n complaint abt my dad. I think the real reason is he dun like my dad tat all, y muz include those innocent people. So ashame of him, living for so many yrs yet saying things tat others dint mention. Hell to him. Was bit stress recently, thinking wad to do things like tat. Was bit worry for future. Now muz really saving more money liao. So guys, i cant go out so often liao so dun blame or backstab mi if i cant go outing with u guys. As for X'maz, i will be joining for the hotel.

2004-12-02T17:54:00.000+08:00

Ah Seng wants to make love with Ah Lian but he is afraid that Ah Lian will get pregnant, so he approaches his friend Ah Beng for advice. Ah Beng said "Aiya, very easy one lah. Nah, take this packet of condoms and follow the instructions, nothing will happen one." So Ah Seng takes the condom and at night makes love with Ah Lian. Two months later, Ah Seng comes to look for Ah Beng and tells him that Ah Lian is pregnant. "Cannot be what, did you follow the instructions or not?" asks Ah Beng. "Na -bei! Got lah. The box says "Stretch the condom over organ before intercourse, I got no organ, so I stretch it over my piano loh."

>>=======================================================

Ah Beng to a long-distance telephone operator:
"Could you please tell me the time difference between Taipei and Las Vegas?"
Operator: "Just a minute........."
Ah Beng: "Thank You," and puts down the phone.

>>=======================================================

At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender," JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." and his
companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE." The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks," AND YOU,
SIR?" Ah Beng replies:" Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED."

>>=======================================================

After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on quite for some time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me ONLY FIVE MONTHS TO DO IT," Ah Beng brags.
"FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG," the friend exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL."
Ah Beng replies," NO LAH, SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7YRS, LEH!"

>>=======================================================

Ah Beng took part in the Singapore Manhunt
Competition. During the Q&A segment, the host asks,
"Name a drink that begins with the letter 'G'."
The crowd shouts, "Gin! Gin!"
Others exclaim, "No it's Grape Juice!"
Another smart aleck yells, "Alamak, Gatorade!"
Host: "Quiet please."
Ah Beng laughs hysterically like a hyena before
replying, "C'mon man, you think I need your help? I
got more original answer: Guni!"(cow milk in Hokkien).

>>=======================================================

Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was
using
it when he encountered some problems. He decided to
use the 'Help' command.
After some tries, he became irritated and called
the
computer retailer for support.
Ah Beng:" I pressed the 'F1' key for help?but it's
been over half an hour and still nobody has came to
help me???"
Computer Retailer:...............

>>=======================================================

In an English class:
Teacher: "Class, do you know the meaning of parents?"
Ah Beng: "Yes, teacher, it means father and mother."
Teacher: "Good. Can you give me an example?"
Ah Beng: "Sure. Cowboy's parents mean cowboy's father and mother. Also can say Cowboy's father is Cow Pay and Cowboy's mother is Cow Boo. So together we say Cow Pay Cow Boo (KPKB)."
Teacher fainted...............

>>=======================================================

Ah Beng with his two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what happened to his ears and he
answered," I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring loh but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear. So kena loh!" "Oh dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But?what happen to the other ear?"
"Aiyah! That stoooopid dumbo called back!"

>>=======================================================

Ah Beng and Ah Seng rent a boat and fish in a lake everyday.
One day, they caught 30 fishes.
Ah Beng said to Ah Seng," Mark this spot so that we
can come back here again tomorrow."
The next day, when they were driving to rent the
boat, Ah Beng asked Ah Seng," Did you mark that spot?" Ah
Seng replied," Yeah, I put a big X on the bottom of
the boat," Ah Beng said," You stupid fool! What if we don't
get that same boat today !?!?"

>>=======================================================

Ah Beng and Ah Seng exited and locked the car in a hurry, forgetting to remove the key which was in
the ignition. Realizing the mistake, Ah Beng asked," Why don't we get a coat hanger to open it?"
"No, that won't work," answered Ah Seng." People might think we're trying to break in."
Then Ah Beng suggested," What if we use a pocket knife to cut the rubber, then stuck a finger in and pull
up the lock?"
"No," said Ah Seng. "People will think we're too dumb to use a coat hanger."
The "kan cheong" Ah Beng shouted," We better think of something fast. It's starting to rain and the sunroof
is open!!!"

>>=======================================================

Ah Beng serving his NS overseas and far from home, was annoyed and upset when his girl Ah Lian wrote
breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back. He went out and collected from his friends
all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them to her with
a note stating the following:
"Regret cannot remember which one is you...............
please keep your photo and return the others."

>>=======================================================

Ah Beng and Ah Seng went to a hawker centre. Ah Seng noticed the hygiene grades issued by the Ministry
of Health pasted at each stall and asked Ah Beng, "Eh, the 'A', 'B', 'C' and 'D' stand for what ah?" Ah
Beng snorted and said, "Aiyah, this sort of thing you also dunno! 'D' stand for 'delicious', 'C' stand for 'can eat', 'B' stand for 'buay sai' (cannot) and 'A' stand for 'Alamak'!"

>>=======================================================

Ah Beng ordered a pizza and the waitress asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

>>=======================================================

"Oh, look at the dead bird."
Ah Beng looked skyward and said, "Where, where got?"

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Does Love need a reason??

Lady: Why do you like me..? Why do you love me?
Man: I can't tell the reason.. but I really like you..
Lady: You can't even tell me the reason... how can you say you like me? How can you say you love me?

Man: I really don't know the reason, but I can prove that I love you.
Lady: Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason. My friend's boyfriend
can tell her why he loves her but not you!
Man: Okok!!! Erm... because you are beautiful, because your voice is
sweet,because you are caring, because you are loving, because you are thoughtful, because of your smile, because of your every movements..

Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and
became
a vegetable. The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and here is the
content:

Dearest,
Because of your sweet voice that I love you...
Now can you talk?
No! Therefore I cannot love you.
Because of your care and concern that I like you..
Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love you. Because
of your smile, because of your every movements that I love you.. Now can you smile?

Now can you move? No, therefore I cannot love you If love needs a
reason,
like now, there is no reason for me to love you anymore. Do love need
a reason? No! Therefore, I still love you... And love don't need a reason.

2004-11-28T21:04:00.000+08:00

Corporate lesson 1
>> > A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is
>> > finishing up her
>> > shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds
>> > of arguing
>> > over which one should go and answer the doorbell,
>> > the wife gives up,
>> > quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs
>> > downstairs. When she opens
>> > the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbour.
>> > Before she says
>> > a word, Bob says,"I'll give you $800 to drop that
>> > towel that you
>> > have on" After thinking for a moment, the woman
>> > drops her towel and stands
>> > naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob
>> > hands her $800 and
>> > leaves. Confused, but excited about her good
>> > fortune, the woman wraps
>> > back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When
>> > she gets back to the
>> > bathroom, her husband asks from the shower, "Who was
>> > that?" "It was
>> > Bob the next door neighbour," she replies. "Great,"
>> > the husband says, "did he say anything about the
>> > $800 he owes me?"
>> >
>> > Moral of the story:
>> > If you share critical information pertaining to
>> > credit and risk in time with your stakeholders, you
>> > may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Corporate lesson 2
>> > A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side
>> > of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift which
>> > she accepted. She got in and crossed her
>> > legs,forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely
>> > leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an
>> > accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily
>> > slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and
>> > immediately said, "Father,remember psalm 129?" The
>> > priest was flustered and apologised profusely. He
>> > forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was
>> > unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on
>> > while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her
>> > leg again. The nun once again said, "Father,
>> > remember psalm 129?" Once again the priest
>> > apologised. "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
>> > Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a
>> > meaningful glance and went on her way. On his
>> > arrival at the church, the priest rushed
>> > to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It
>> > Said, "Go forth and
>> > seek, further up, you will find glory."
>> >
>> > Moral Of The Story:
>> > Always be well informed in your job, or you might
>> > miss a great opportunity
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Corporate Lesson 3
>> > A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager
>> > are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil
>> > lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of
>> > smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three
>> > wishes, so I'll give each of you just one." "Me
>> > first! Me first!" says the admin clerk "I want to be
>> > in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care
>> > in the world." Poof! She's gone. In astonishment,
>> > "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to
>> > be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal
>> > masseuse, an Endless supply of pina-coladas and the
>> > love of my life." Poof! He's gone. "OK, you're up,"
>> > the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I
>> > want those two back in the office after lunch."
>> >
>> > Moral of story:
>> > Always let your boss have the first say.
>> >
>> >
>> > Corporate Lesson 4
>> > A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
>> > A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I
>> > also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The
>> > crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat
>> > on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a
>> > sudden a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate
>> > it.
>> >
>> > Management lesson
>> > To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting
>> > very, very high up.
>> >
>> >
>> > Corporate Lesson 5
>> > A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to
>> > be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the
>> > turkey, but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why
>> > don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied
>> > the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The
>> > turkey pecked at
>> > a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him
>> > enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the
>> > tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he
>> > reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth
>> > night,there he was proudly perched at the top of the
>> > tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who
>> > shot the turkey out of the tree.
>> >
>> > Management Lesson
>> > Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't
>> > keep you there.
>> >
>> >
>> > Corporate Lesson 6
>> > A little bird was flying south for the winter. It
>> > was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in
>> > a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came
>> > by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird
>> > lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to
>> > realise how warm
>> > it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He
>> > lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing
>> > for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and
>> > came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat
>> > discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and
>> > promptly dug him out and ate him.
>> >
>> > Management Lesson
>> > 1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
>> > 2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
>> > friend.
>> > 3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep
>> > your mouth shut!

2004-11-26T01:49:00.000+08:00

Today was not a good day for me. Firstly, my manager wanna see mi again. WTF!! Recently i been performing well leh, Y did he wan to see mi again?? I submit alot liao still wanna see mi. Heard it abt my bad performance. Aiyo, dunno WTF he wan...veri dislike him, becos of $$ then i stay one otherwise dun work liao. Secondly, today my GF have went back to Australia liao. So sad. Although manage to mit her twice, and she coming back on the end of DEC, i still miss her badly. Do i sound like a ger?? lol. In the evening time, mit up with the guys (Chiong, meng, kok meng, Jing & Limei) have a so call feast at Sake Sushi after tat went hm...asking them out to company my sadnest occasion today. Qiang promise to come, but in the end....nv again....

I miss HER badly.....

2004-11-23T23:17:00.000+08:00

Recently alot of Rdshow, due to festive seasons. Kinda expected to have so many rdshow during these days. As it can improve my sale. Today is the cut off date for Nov submition, hope i can hit the target otherwise i'll be in deep shit. Last Sunday mit up with my gf, was veri happy seeing her. Although dint spend much time with her tat day as she was tired and nxt morning she nid to wake up early to send her parents to JB, but i was still contented. End of Dec she will be back again, so now i muz faster finish up my projects and write notes, so tat when she back we can have more time tgt.

2004-11-17T20:02:00.000+08:00

I saved for two wks liao...now still got another 2 wks to go. Hope everything will get better & better. Recently drink alot sia. After Gina bday, i have been drinking sia. But the feeling was so shiok maybe becos it a relax drinking. Haha. Juz started my 2nd semaster. Location for lesson was suck....sometimes in Somerset UOL building or Bugis area. Paying so much money, yet make us run here n there for lesson. WTF is the management doing. Good news, tmr my GF coming back. Long time nv see her liao. So excited.

2004-11-10T01:21:00.000+08:00

Oh..... FINALLY i finish my EXAM...hooray..after stress for so long...now i nid to concentrate on my work liao. Hope will be ok for mi this time round. Then can earn alot b4 i leave on feb or march like tat. Watch Shark Tale today with 2 mengs. And it was so funny. It worth ur money. Go catch it. BEst Comedy Movie for the month of Nov.

2004-11-08T20:56:00.000+08:00

Attention EVERYONE.

Gina has invite us to her birthday celebration. It's at Boat Quay. On 12 of Nov (Fri). Ming Zhu working pub tat side. Think call "Harsh Pub" ba i also not so sure. This can ask ming for ths pub name as ming zhu is working there. haha. So who is coming along? I will be gog. Pls let me know.

2004-11-08T20:30:00.000+08:00

Pls be informed that the LTA has contracted six traffic wardens from a
private company at $34,000 a year to take down the licence plate number,
make and colour of vehicles that intrude into bus-lanes at peak hours.

Take note of the operation hours:
Bus-lane operation hrs: 7.30 am to 9.30 am and 4.30 pm to 7 pm (weekdays)
7.30 am to 9.30 am and 11.30 am to 2 pm (Saturdays)
LTA has intensified their operations at the following areas:

1) Eunos Link

2) Hougang Ave 3

3) Jurong Town Hall Rd

4) Lorong Chuan

5) Orchard Rd

6) Upper Serangoon Rd

7) Upper Thomson Rd

8) Yishun Ave 2

The above info will be useful for all drivers.

2004-11-04T19:47:00.000+08:00

Some Joke u guys to brighten your day. Gal dun be offended!!!

1) 4 miracles of a woman:
getting wet without taking a shower
bleeding without getting hurt
giving milk without eating grass
and making boneless flesh hard.

2) A man bumps into a woman and says "So sorry ma'am.
If your heart is as soft as your breasts, you will
forgive me " The lady replies: "If your dick is as
hard as your elbow, am in room 603"

3) Q : How do the Talibans seduce their women?
A : First they attack their twin towers, then they
crash into their pentagon.

4) Girls reaction to penis sizes:
# 9" - oh shit pain!
# 7" - oh yes, yum!
# 6" - oh perfect!
# 5" - mmm ok!
# 4" - push more
# 3" - is it in?
# 2" - idiot! Just use your tongue.

5) Ever wondered why ABCDEF are used to define bra
sizes?
A - Airport (flat)
B - Barely there
C - Can do
D - Damn good
E - Enormous
F - Fake

6) During pregnancy:
The 1st three month s, do it the normal style.
Next three months do it the doggy style
And the last three months do it the wolf style. Sit
outside the hole and howl.

7) Latest statistics on 'what men do after SEX???
2% eat
3% smoke cigarettes
4% take a shower
5% go to sleep
86% get up and go back home to their wife.
HOW TRUE!!!

8) What did Newton's dick say to him after seeing a
nude woman?
"Fuck you and your law of gravity, I'm going UP."

9) Man was sobbing in a bar. His friend asked 'why?'
He said: "my wife makes me pay $ 100/- for every
Fuck!"
Friend said: "you're lucky, she charges others $
250/-"

1O) Lady scolds her maid for inefficiency. Angry maid
says, " at least I am better than you in bed."
Lady (amazed): ?Did boss tell you this?"
Maid: "No, the driver did."

11) What is the difference between a new husband and
a new dog?
" After a year, the dog is still excited to see you."

12) A wife complains to the doctor that her hubby is
300% impotent.
The doc asks "how 300%?" She says: "you know about the
100%, and now he
has broken his finger and burnt his tongue."

13) Teacher: "why buffaloes get depressed after
milking?
Student: "Ma'am, if your boobs are rubbed for 2 hours
& then you are left unfucked how would feel?

14) Policeman arrested a prostitute.
Prostitute: "I'm not selling sex!
Policeman: "Then what are you doing?"
Prostitute: "I'm selling condoms and offering free
demo.

15) A female reporter was interviewing a farmer
regarding mad cow disease.
Reporter: Sir, would you like to comment about the mad
cow disease?
Farmer: Lady, do you know that bulls and cows only
have sex once a year?
Reporter: Sir, I respect your comment but we are
talking about mad cows disease.
Farmer: Lady, and do you know that we squeeze cow's
breast six times a day.
Reporter: Sir, but what is it got to do with mad cows
disease.
Farmer: If your boyfriend squeeze your breast six
times a day, but only have SEX once in a year - WILL
YOU BE MAD?

2004-11-04T19:41:00.000+08:00

Back from work. Today went to see my manager. Asking me why my sale getting worse!!! I came in ard March n tis my worst sale. Compare mi with those who left me. Then ask mi whether i having problem with office ppl & supervisor. Then ask mi go think abt my sale, is it the way i approach the customer or the way i do sale was wrong. Tat was y they dint wan to bother to fax document or wad. After tat told mi tat he will continue to monitor my submittion, if no improvement then will ask mi to go. So see how things go. This wk i will be save cos i hit wad they wan mi to submit. So now wait for nxt wk.

2004-11-02T13:39:00.000+08:00

Nv blog for long time alrdy...but tink at least mine not so bad compare to "Moly" blog. Dunnoe y he wan to create a blog for himself & not updating anything inside. Dunno having trouble with my job not sure whether can keep tis rice bowl anot. Think wont break it easily la, have confidence in myself and my friends who help me. Tmr is my first paper for exam, hope i wont be nervous n will pass with flying colours. Wish me LUCK!!!

Gotta study liao

2004-10-29T18:32:00.000+08:00

Everybody now should know tat my job is veri shaky now. Tis afternoon, supervisor talk to me say upper level wan me every wk submit 10CL & 15CC, for 4wks. If no improvement for 2 wks, the 4th wk i can say Bye Bye liao. But due to my exam, how can i suppose to go back office for Follow-up?? So now i seeking HELP from you guys (brothers, buddies, those who browse my webby). Can ask around your friends, colleagues, supervisor, any body as long as they are qualify, whether they wan to apply DBS credit cards anot. Will be very grateful to you all. Pls HELP!!!

2004-10-27T23:06:00.000+08:00

It good to hear that all buddies is working rite now...even jing got his job. But it seem tat i gog out of job soon. After a serious lousy sale, tink they gog to sack mi soon. Futhermore, gog to take bonus soon if sack i no bonus. Dunno y sale so lousy, my approach is still the same as b4. Cant say no sale, it's customer who refuse to fax in document or mail out their application with doc. Pester them too much they will say "I think i dun need it" or "i think i wan to cancel it". Oh WTF. How sia. Should i look for another job?? But tis pay & working hrs is gd for me. How sia. Any suggestion?? Any tactics? Can somebody pls HELP ME!!!

2004-10-26T18:36:00.000+08:00

Been veri buz tis few days. Will be continue buz till another 2 wks cos of my exams & work. Wont have so much time to gather with u guys liao. After exam, then mit up again. For time being, think of place to go on XmaZ. Wish me Gd luck for exam. Pray for ME!!!

2004-10-20T17:59:00.000+08:00

Something new in town i think.

Mac Fries

Snacks that cause CANCER

Dun know how true but worth taking note. STOP EATING THESE
SNACKS......

Hong Kong has ordered stores to pull 16 popular Japanese & Chinese
snacks off their shelves because they contain an unapproved sweetener which some studies have linked to cancer and other health problems.

The products are :

1. Glico chocolate pretzels,
2. Kiss mints,
3. Pringles potato crisps (mild salt flavour),
4. Kiku Prawn Crackers,
5. Kiku cuttlefish crackers,
6. Koebisen cuttlefish crackers,
7. Ika Mirin shrimp crackers,
8. Kiariri prawn-flavoured pretzels,
9. Nissin cup udon (beef, curry and tempura flavours),
10. Nissin UFO Oomori Yaki Soba Instant Noodles,
11. Nissin Tatsujin Tonkatsu Ramen Instant Noodles,
12. Natchoro sweetener
13. Qiaqia melon seeds from mainland China,
14. Popular chocolate and strawberry flavoured Glico Pocky biscuit sticks,
15. Garlic Chip Rice Crackers,
16. Koikeya Don Tacos Spicy Beef.

They had also been removed from sale in Singapore after labs found
they contained STEVIOSIDE, a sugar-substance not approved for consumption in Hong Kong or Singapore

2004-10-11T21:15:00.000+08:00

It seem like alot of people are falling sick. First it was me, follow by zai, chiong, KFC and even Jing also kana. Have more water bros. And take care. Gd luck for tomorrow interview Jingz.

2004-10-10T23:03:00.000+08:00

So Shitty today. Once woke up, I was having Sore Throat, Coughing and Running Nose sia. KNN. Muz be those late nites and eating all kind of food. Not enough Vitamins and water as well. So Ke Lian now. Gog turn in soon. *Cough* Hate the being sick....so miserable

2004-10-08T20:32:00.000+08:00

My salary change again. This time, it is better than B4 and confirm Nov gog to start. Basic:1K Comm: $20each for CL and $20each for CC. No more target liao. Gd for mi cos i mostly left a bit to hit target. haha. Further more, if constantly 30CL 30CC or 45CL 45CC or 65CL 65CC for 3mth, will get extra 200 or 500 or 1200 if i not wrong. Seem veri gd but 3mth is bit too diff. Will see how. haha

2004-10-07T21:25:00.000+08:00

Finally left one more presentation and proj to go. Finish one presentation today....feel relax abit liao. Anybody interested on having Soccer tis Sunday morning or badminton on Sun afternoon? At st george street soccer court? Badminton court to be cfm. but nid ppl conformation. Pls get back to me ASAP. B4 Sat.

2004-10-06T01:42:00.000+08:00

Tis few days were packed with projects and presentations. Monday juz submitted my electronic media then later need to submit my Journalism then thurs my EM presentation. So buz, also no time for movies. Wanna to watch White Chicks, but most of my frenz haf alrdy watched except mi...WTF. So shitty manz. Receive another bad news....dunno consider gd or bad news. My Gf said she come back onli for 1mth after CNY she need to fly liao cos her younger brother start his course ard 17 Feb then need to be there 2Wks B4 sch start for enrollment. Haiz......
Xin Shi Shui Ren Zhi......Zhu Din Zuo Lang Zi

2004-10-01T23:45:00.000+08:00

Tis time jia lat. After a salary review, my salary seem like gog down n not raising. Comm also lower as well. Dunno whether can survive anot although it not confirm yet. Tis wk and nxt wk gonna kinda buz for mi. Mon need to submit one proj luckily it finish liao. Wed need to submit the other proj, but i havent finish it. And friday i have a presentation. Hmm..hope my presentation will be as gd as b4.

2004-10-01T01:05:00.000+08:00

Was juz back from a movie with kok meng. Suppose to have 3 ppl. Me, kok meng n ah meng. But last min 69 was sick but a minor one but is veri veri sick. Watched "The Terminal". It is a good movie and it's worth ur money. A comedy show. Although it a true story, but it a veri funny show as well. Still got 7 more movies tat i interested in watching. But dunno got time to watch it anot. Police Story, One Missed Call(horror), The Ghost(Horror), White Chicks, Art of the Devil, Sex is Zero(RA), Seeing other people(RA)

2004-09-28T10:59:00.000+08:00

69 here wad u wan. You can get the Singapore Idol video from here.

Singapore Idol

2004-09-28T01:41:00.000+08:00

Was so tired today. Yest was working at Suntec till 10+. Wow..so many people cos of last day of NATAS fair (Travel Fair) Everyone was buz booking tickets for holiday, not bad for mi cos lotsa people sign credit cards as well. They wan to get cheaper price cum free gifts as well. No time for lunch n dinner. Luckily gt bunch of brothers, bought for mi dinner (KFC). Today was veri tired, went to class at 1030 break time, juz back from frenz hse. Tmr another tiring day for me.

2004-09-25T01:51:00.000+08:00

Many ppl have been complaining that i did not update my blog regularly. Been busy recently la esp my projs. So tiring. Met up with the rest today at our usual hangout "Rezki" Was telling them something which one of my classmate's told mi abt his frenz during his NS time. One of his RSM ask him to buy 1 prata and 10eggs. But Kok meng(KFC) heard it as 1 prata and 10Gig. Wad the has it got to do with 10Gig?? all of us were laughing like mad sia. lol.... Tink nxt time i go Rezki i will order "Uncle, 2 Gigs and make it hot." Sim Lin i will say "Uncle, gif mi 40Eggs." haha

2004-09-15T17:35:00.000+08:00

Nowdays alotsa people blogging liao. Our latest one is Joe (Moly) His blog is out and is available for browsering at any of our webby. By the way, wanted to buy Moon Cake for my GF family. And i want Bin Pi (Snow Skin). Any ideal where selling a good n nice one??

2004-09-07T22:48:00.000+08:00

Hi back after few days of MIA. Hmm...yest my dad went to see doctor at GlenEagles abt his knee cap. The doctor suggested him to have a operation and replace it with a Human Make Knee cap (if i not wrong) Now the operation cost S$20k (if i not wrong) dunno whether juz the operation alone 20k or izzit adding others as well, like warded etc. The other problem is, if he went for the OP he need to rest at home for ard 1mth. Tink by tat time the company he currently working will not want him anymore. But if he dun OP he will feel pain unless he is sitting down. Means if he OP he would be jobless, he dun OP he will feel the pain. Was thinking after i finish my study i look for job and once gt a job ask him to go for OP. But can he tahan the pain till nxt yr?? Hope thing will change better for mi n my family.

2004-09-02T21:56:00.000+08:00

Was juz back from KTV today with my classmates. Have lotsa fun. |ime| stated on her blog tat photos in JB was published on her multiply webby. But i cant get it leh. There's onli left with photos from previous JB trips and one from Thailand if i not wrong. So tired recently. Working and study at the same time was really tiring and stressful. Dint manage to get enough slp, once i start school. Always feel so tired. Hope it end faster. Hmm... In a few hrs time, i turning one yr older....i be 23 liao. Feel so old.

2004-08-30T00:15:00.000+08:00

Watch "Six Strong Guy" yest. Ekin new movie. haha. Damn funny. A new name for Ekin "Ah Nan" as well. haha. Went to Cafe EPicure yest to chill up yest as Toy's Bar have moved. Sad. I have reserve a room on Tue liao. It at Party World Orchard. Mit at 8. Venue to be cfm again. Where u guys wanna mit??

Tis will prevent any terrorist

TwinsTower

2004-08-22T23:32:00.000+08:00

Organise 2 trips to JB and it was so successful. Haha. *Flying high* Was having so much fun over there till nite as there nothing we can go at nite and we are not local over there. we also dunno where gt happening place over there as well. Bought alot of DVDs and X-Box games. Haha. Have a wonderful meals over there. From Jingz blog u can see tat we have a fabulous dinner over there. Alot of good food. For lunch we have Ba Ku Teh. 4 medium claypot of ba ku teh!!! and a claypot of chicken. Oh the food was so nice. Really like the food over there as it is nice n cheap compare to SPORE. We will still go there but not so soon la huh. Hope we will have more ppl gog if possible can whole gang go?? It will be much more wonderful dun u tink so??

My gf suddenly ask mi a question. Saying if nxt time she graduate, and going to work over there am i going over to work there as well. Meaning to emigrate over there. Although she say she suddenly tot of it onli, but u guys think she wans?? Was thinking of this juz now. I'm dun mind going over emigrate over with her. But i wan to work in local and get some experience before i go over so that it will be easier for mi to get a job over there. And further more to pursue my futher cert over there. Wad u guys think??

2004-08-20T16:05:00.000+08:00

Yest met up with Shaoyi. Heard from him that recently his frenz went JB as usual. And he was rob while he was walking near to the roadside. His pouch which is something similar to mine which i carry around always. His whole pouch was snatch away while walking by a motorist. And he cant even chase them as they speed off. Believe tat!!! He went there so many times and nothing happen, some more he was at his usual hangout a coffee shop. Pls BEWARE!!! Especially those carry bags or having waist pouch. Take Care of your belongings. Never Walk Near The Road and those carry bags or pouch pls stand inside the other person.

2004-08-19T20:45:00.000+08:00

Did you guys read the NEWS today?? Bird Flu in Malaysia!!!! JiaLat tat goes our "Zhi Bao Ji" how sia?? And tat goes our "Otah Egg HotPlate" jialat ar.... Help!! Think we can forgo Xiao Zhu Lin liao la...nothing to eat over there other than the chicken over there and the Egg Otah. How abt having "Ba gu teh"?? There also one nearby got one not bad shop selling Ba Gu Teh?? Haha

2004-08-18T22:42:00.000+08:00

Back after meeting Jingz and wei quan at downstair juz now. Hmm...Since like there few wanted to go oversea for study liao. First is Bernie then might be follow by Wei Quan as well. Times fly really fast. Thank You the GUYS who bought me present. Thanks!!! Rem our Sat trip worr. Let have our fun there. Here some funny clips for you guys.

Prata Man

The one is yellow shorts is really horrible...look at they way he shake his bum...another comical fellow.

Ah siao

2004-08-16T19:32:00.000+08:00

Sian....Yesterday slept late juz because watching ManUtd match and they lost to Chelsea. Stay up late juz to watch them lost. So sianz. Today wake up early at 8 cos today i started my school. It at same place like last time at Bishan. Met some of my classmates in my new class and others at the other 2nd term adv dip class as well. Dint make any frenz in the new class. And believe tat, my class including me there are less than 10 guys sia the rest are gers. And there are ard 40+ ppl in one class. Think most of them there are very young. Overheard two guys sitting behind mi and one was asking the other whether he completed his NS and the other party said "No" waiting for enlistment. And one of them name was same as mine "Aaron" too and both of them onli 21yrs old. Ohhh...tat very young sia. Imagine tat!!! Cant imagine tat i gog to celebrate my bday soon and i turning 23 soon. After lesson, went to work at Plaza Singapura. Dint get any sale as i was quite late, and mit up with kok meng to have lunch there. Hmm...I will be veri buz these few mths liao, gotta complete 3 projects within 1 mth and there exams and work for me. Everyday after lessons, need to rush for work. There a good news that i wan to share you guys. My company is sending me oversee to work. Oh cant imagine tat. They are sending me to City Square on Friday. Ha. And this Sat 21st, i will be celebrating my bday at JB after most of the guys want to go there to eat and buys goodies back. Will contact one of the driver to get an additional vehicle. Jing rem i, u, limei and kok meng will take Ah yong vehicle cos he gif us $10 "discount". After the first outing with some of the guys, I suggest that we will start off at 10a.m to prevent traffic jam. And mit at St. George's. Wad u guys think? Any suggestion? And i wan to go massage before having lunch leh?

List of prgrams: Pls vote
Watch Movie
Holiday Plaza (Muz not miss)
KTV (clean/dirty)
Xiao Zhu Ling (Lunch)
Tanman Sentosa Seafood(Dinner)
Massage(Clean/dirty)
Bowling

P.S: Pls inform those Ah liang, bernie and zhichong of the time and venue for that day. ASK THE 2 DUN BE LATE!!!

2004-08-13T00:37:00.000+08:00

Met up with Meng, qiang, bernie & Joreen. Was discussing abt my bday, i will not be celebrating my bday at JB alrdy. Tink will have a small gathering tat all. Will update u guys where & when will be celebrating. Pls make urself available esp ah meng. Dint noe tat he dint come for my bday for ard 4 yrs!!! By the way, meng alrdy noe wad i wan for present liao..haha thx huh Nxt thurs evening, we will be playing badminton. Those who are available are Me, bernie, qiang and meng. Who else is interested? Pls let me noe ASAP.

2004-08-10T19:28:00.000+08:00

Was browsering some site when i came across two links which i tink is funny.

Exercise

Micheal Jackson

2004-08-08T14:13:00.000+08:00

So guys what u all think abt the Funds we going to collect? Any comments or anything? So far those who confirm giving are Me, Jing, Shaoyi, Bernie, Chiong, Kok meng. Havent check with zai and qiang yet. The fund will be a great help esp for major gathering, bday celebration, etc. Me as the treasurer but seem like no one believe in me so who volunteer?? Btw, let go to JB on 21st Aug and to celebrate my bday. Hope tis time there will be more ppl gog. So who cfm no problem on tat day? Pls update me. Thx.

2004-08-05T19:04:00.000+08:00

Juz back fr Shooting and Golf as well. Feel so tired. Went for shooting and i got 2nd class for it so sian. Last time, ORD shoot got marksman then recent reservist gt 1st class now 2nd class. Tink nxt time i will fail. haha. After tat my frenz brought mi to play golf at Seletar Golf Course near Seletar AirBase. Hmm..from TV we watch it easy but real life it difficult sia. So near but hard to go in sia. My frenz teach mi how to hit high ball using which golf club and far using which glof club. It was a experience for mi. Dunno whether i will get addicted anot. My frenz say if wanna to go for leisure juz get a cheaper golf set will do which cost 100+ - 300+. Hmmm...tink i will go try again wif him or with u all guys. Btw, Who cant make it on 28 Aug to JB?? Jingz and Liang cant make it liao. How abt 4 Sept?? Pls let me noe. Thanks

2004-08-04T18:22:00.000+08:00

Got this email from imei and i suddenly tot of something.....

Hi To all parents,

Amidst some heinous reports about shopping in JB (Sunday Newspaper),do be careful to keep an eye on your small ones who may be the targets of such unscrupulous syndicate earning dirty money to do such sinful and inhuman acts!!
IMPORTANT NOTICE TO ALL PARENTS!
Even if you do not have little kids, pass this one on to everyone you can think of. You never know who you might save by sending this e-mail! Please, take the time and forward this to any friend who has children & grandchildren! Thanks! Wanted to share something that happened today while shopping at Carrefour. A mother was leaning over looking for meat and turned around to find her 4 years old daughter was missing. I was standing there right beside her, and she was calling her daughter with no luck. I asked a man who worked at Carrefour to announce it over the loud-speaker. He did, and left me , he immediately walked right past me when I asked and went to a pole where there was a phone. He made an announcement for all the doors and gates to be locked, a code something. So they locked all the doors at once. This took all of 3 minutes after I asked the guy to do this. They found the little girl 5 minutes later in a bathroom stall drugged . Her headways half shaved, and she was dressed in her underwear with a bag of clothes, a razor, and wig sitting on the floor beside her, to make her look different. Whoever this person was, took the little girl, brought her into the bathroom, shaved half her head, and undressed her in a matter of less than 10 minutes. This makes me shake to no end. Please keep a close eye on your kids when in big places where it's easy for you to get separated like Shopping Malls. It only took a few minutes to do all of that. Another 5 minutes and she would have been out the door. I am still in shock that some sick person could do this, let alone in a matter of minutes. The days are over when our little ones could run rampant all over the place and nothing worse would happen then them annoying people. The little girl is fine. Thank God for fast workers who didn't take any chances.

BE SURE TO FORWARD THIS TO EVERYONE, SO THEY REMEMBER JUST HOW SICK PEOPLE ARE OUT THERE!

But dint the papers also publish that Sporean hawkering in JB also danger? U selling things half-way and there will be someone beating U.

2004-08-01T19:56:00.000+08:00

After a tiring NDP preview yest, I having back again with my blog. haha. Met Jing, |imei, ekin n belove, shaoyi n belove as well. Complain by Jing tat my blog is not like b4 liao no much update of myself or anything to share with all of them. Jing was suggesting going to JB again but he dun wan to organise. WTF rite. So rite now i going to organise a trip to JB again and also to celebrate my bday ba. After discussing juz now, we will be going to JB on 28 Aug (Sat). Who is interested? Pls let me noe so that i can book vehicle. Let us have more ppl this time ok. This time round tink we will go there early and will be back late as well to enjoy ourselves over there.

*PS: Pls inform those who do not have internet as well as those who dun visit my site or seldom mit me. Tks

2004-07-25T02:19:00.000+08:00

*Yawn* juz back from JB with Jing, Limei, Qiang, Kok Meng, Liang, Zai and cheong. Have a wonderful time together. Muz really pei fu the driver who drove us there, his skill was veri gd tink nxt time i will take his veh and sit infront for excitment. We eat alotsa food. Feel so fat now haha. Went to buy disks, haircut, shirt etc. Have so much fun there. And the ladies in the hair saloon was also beautiful esp the receptionist. hahaha. Zai even slp inside the saloon wif his saliva coming out dunno wad was he tinking manz. Nxt time muz jio more ppl go over and have fun together as well as staying late there.

2004-07-23T02:19:00.000+08:00

Back in Action after diesappearing for some times in the blog. Let mi update tis sat JB trip. The JB trip for tis Saturday tink most pro ME, Nan Ge and GY Liang will be going there first then after tat u (Jing), Limei, Zai and Cheong come and mit us at JB. Before you guys come call mi then we mit at one place. The transport i will arrange tmr (Fri) so i will get one driver to wait for u guys at St. George's and also gif u guys his number and gif him u (Jing ) no. Any changes, i will contact u guys tmr. Anyway, my HP is autoroam.

2004-07-16T23:44:00.000+08:00

It seem quite a number of the guys are interested on the JB trip even Suan_Gan sms mi today asking mi whether tmr gog JB. Tink she wan go there shopping liao. If all the gers went JB tink their BFs nid to help them carry things liao. haha. Juz now mit up wif Long Ge / Nan Ge, Xiao Jie Pa, William Soo, Jolin. Nan Ge asked mi how abt nxt Sunday 24th july go JB but told him tat some of the guys nid to book in so it will be troublesome for them. But he told mi all dun nid to book in like Jing, Zai, bernie except Cheong. So wad u guys think? There wont be staying overnite even if we are at JB on Sat. Can you guys make it on nxt Saturday or Sunday? Or which day do u guys prefer? Pls let mi noe ASAP so i can do some planning. Esp Jingz? I still own u so u muz come be it Sat or Sun ok.

2004-07-15T00:10:00.000+08:00

Having problems watching some clips fr email and it say it need Windows Media Rights Manager V7 identifier. But wad tat? Anybody have any ideals? Where can i download it from? I cant find it on Microsoft. Pls advice thanks.

2004-07-11T02:30:00.000+08:00

Today is my gf and I 3rd Anniversary. So fast 3 yrs liao couldn’t believe it. Today is boring as well cos she not ard to celebrate. Sighz. Further more most of my frenz are oversea. They went batam to celebrate my brother bday. Paiseh Jing cant go along hope u understand. Enjoy urself ok u guys. Make up when we are going Malaysia.

*YoU cAn'T makE sOmEoNe LoVe YoU,aLl YoU can Do Is Be SoMeOnE wHo CaN bE lOvEd,ThE rEsT iS uP tO tHe PeRsOn To RealIzE yOuR wOrTh

2004-07-04T13:28:00.000+08:00

Hello,

I guess most of u know that my gf is still struggling with her 4th year in psychology... she is writing her thesis on the topic of conlict management in romantic relationship. She need a lot of people to fill in the questionnaires.

The citeria is very simple. Participants just have to be between 18 to 29 years old and is currently in a relationship at least 3 months or had been in a relationship, which last for at least 3 months, within the past 6 months. All race and enthicity are welcome.

If possible please help me to circulate this mail to your friends and friend's friends and so on. Thanx for your help..

Pls click below to access to it...
Survey

2004-07-04T13:26:00.000+08:00

Just watch tis clip and it was so funny. So share it with you guys out there.

Puppet Dancing

2004-06-28T03:24:00.000+08:00

I back after buying some parts for my PC. Sian cost mi a bomb. Anyway, anyone know where can i d/l MTV? Pls advise.

2004-06-15T18:12:00.000+08:00

Sibei sian ar...comp die liao, muz buy new parts to replace. Which will cost mi ard 500. So shitty. Recently spend alot of money. Nxt wkend most properly will be gog to Malaysia. Whose interested pls let mi noe. Btw jing tat time u guys went who gt the guy no. huh. So can call him n arrange wif him the transport.

2004-05-28T22:14:00.000+08:00

An email fr a frenz. It a clip. And it true too!! Enjoy!!

Smell of the Flower

2004-05-25T23:09:00.000+08:00

So tired sia. Tmr gog to KTV liao. Long time nv go liao. Meng u said wan organise Dec go chalet. How abt go Bintan n book the resort over there? Tat side still can cook n there beach as well? How abt it. Now, i doing some insurance, saving plan, loans, investment things. So any frenz or u guys wan any of these pls let mi noe. Interest rate will be better then most of it.

2004-05-23T20:42:00.000+08:00

Juz back home after a tiring day. Nv slept yest n was playing X-BOX wif meng they all and watching VCD. Went straight to work at National Stadium as today is Big Walk. Was so freaking tired, the Sun shone on me was making me feeling like dying. And the crowds there was like WOW. Was thinking y so many ppl will wake up so early juz for the walk. Also receive sad news by Shaoyi today. Hope his dad will be feeling better. Friday went to Zai Chalet and slept at 7+ n haf to wake up at 1130 as we nid to buy some BBQ stuff. It was so tiring. Bday boy was drunk ah liang was also drunk. Brought a cake for Zai n everyone was veri happy at the cake i brought. Firstly it was nice, but most important is the design of the cake. Haha.

2004-05-23T20:39:00.000+08:00

Tis ads is truely one of the best one sia. See the clip n u noe y.

PEPSI

X-BOX

TUNA

2004-05-18T23:33:00.000+08:00

Got it fr Email... Enjoy!!

FIRE

2004-05-17T23:15:00.000+08:00

Watch TROY wif ah liang today. Hmm...the show was not bad veri nice...rating 8/10. Today saw the GT Racing Queens again at Caltex House again. haha izzit i heng or they followed mi?? hahaha. They will be there tmr n i will also be there too. Dunno wan take pic again anot??

2004-05-16T21:54:00.000+08:00

Read abt the news recently abt a American guy kana behead. Here the link of the video. Kind of gross sia.

Beheading of American Hostage

2004-05-16T21:28:00.000+08:00

Long time nv blog le. Recently, have been a buz wk for mi sia. Esp the weekends, cos of the new launch of lady card. Yest, at Crown Prince was not bad for mi. Manage to get lotsa customers to sign up for mi. Heng ar can cover for my last wks n days sale. Today went to PS and do sale. No mood of doing sale today and some more PS sibei sianz. But today there a car exhibition outside PS. It promoting GT Race in Sepang. Was happily snapping and looking at the cars. And there's also 3 Japanese Racing Queen as well. My colleagues were happily snapping pictures wif their phone. Luckily my frenz came down, and one of them brought down camera. Then I took the camera and took lotsa pictures of the racing gals. Now waiting for my frenz and my colleagues to send mi the pictures.

2004-05-12T02:30:00.000+08:00

Tis is a damn funny clip. A KTV sessions by two gals. Muz watch Guarantee laugh till u pengz.

KTV

2004-05-10T11:21:00.000+08:00

An adult gane which is fr an email. Enjoy folks!!

Adult Game

2004-05-09T13:56:00.000+08:00

Got tis fr an email, veri veri funny. Quite meaningful too. Enjoy!!

Smoke Kills

2004-05-07T22:30:00.000+08:00

So freaking tired today, although I work at 4. Sales the same, but get better bit by bit, day by day. Wont be gog to Toy's Bar (PS 2 place) tmr. But gog to somewhere nearby there. So Jingz u still wan to go the Toy's Bar? Cos I alrdy reserve the PS 2 area for tmr liao? Do let mi noe when u see tis msg by SMS mi. Then i can join u guys later.

2004-05-05T22:22:00.000+08:00

Recently veri sian manz. Do nothing sia. It seem tat almost everyone are buz wif their work sia. By the way, when Zai chalet sia?? Buying anything for him?? Tis sat i gog to haf party wif my Colleagues sia. My frenz open bottle leh. haha

2004-05-02T21:08:00.000+08:00

Few days ago went to tis pub near Mr Bean. Tis pub is cool, they haf PS2 for u to play. On weekends, they show soccer, and if u wan u can also play PS2 as well. The price also quite reasonable 1 jug 18nett. All u nid is to spend 40 bucks on the pub then u can play the PS2 liao. Lotsa new games, got Winning eleven sia. haha. See when we mit up and we go there tgt. Another gathering place. They also serve soft drinks as well.

2004-04-30T14:41:00.000+08:00

Wahh...today home early sia...sibei shiok. Btw "Third Hand" have "Die" liao. Lately my frenz have gif mi Initial D Pt 1 & 2. Tink i gog to watch until siao..haha.. Tink tis wkend there no gathering or something like tat rite? Cos it seems tat everybody is buz.

2004-04-30T10:48:00.000+08:00

This is a sad romantic clip which i get fr mail...Enjoy!!

Kiss

2004-04-25T22:53:00.000+08:00

Today went to Sentosa with my colleagues. Hmmm....not so bad haf a great time over there. I was nearly drown when i went to take ball when we were playing in the water....heng ar..haha...By the way, juz now mit ah liang and zai. Ah liang was suggesting that Fri or Sat we haf a Steamboat at Marina South. Ah liang will be the organiser for tis week.

2004-04-24T11:09:00.000+08:00

So sian....sales not so good recently. Later start work at 3 at HDB Hub, hope it will be better for mi. Today, is my frenz bday. Ah Meng Happy Birthday. So where u guys gog later?? I can join u guys onli after my sweet chat. Let mi noe later ok.

2004-04-23T17:13:00.000+08:00

Logical X-planation

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect...
But nobody's perfect...
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
...............................................................

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep.
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning.

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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk?
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours.
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget,
The more you forget, the less you know,
So... why learn?
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station...
what more can I say...

2004-04-23T17:11:00.000+08:00

Got these clips from email it veri funny. Enjoy!!

movie 1

movie 2

movie 3

2004-04-23T17:06:00.000+08:00

Never argue with a woman .....

A couple go on vacation to a fishing resort.
The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to
read her book.

Along comes a law enforcement officer in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't it obvious?")
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the officer."
"That's true, but you have all the equipment."

The Officer says "have a nice day".

2004-04-21T22:54:00.000+08:00

Wahh...heard abt yest NEWS?? Nicoll HighWay Collaspe sia. It another big news compare to Hotel New World. Wahh...so jia lat....dunno when will the rd be done.......tink it will take 2-3 yrs to be recover. Suay sia. Some more today 4D i miss the 1st prize..Holy Shit......or else i gif u guys a treat liao. Anyway today is my gf bday. Happy Birthday Laopo. *Aaron sing* Happy Birthday To lanurse, Happy Birthday To lanurse, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday.....Happy Birthday to U....I love U.... Stay pretty huh...haha

2004-04-18T23:49:00.000+08:00

Hey guys i back in action!!! haha. Today was a boring day for mi whole day do nothing ask ppl out no one wan to come out......Sian....was surfing the net when i come across this a eerie webby talking abt "Ghost" in Singapore. Was reading some of the stories and it actually makes my hair stand. But it was great. I have put tis link on my webby. Ppl who are Daring pls view it. It's call SPI Enjoy some of the Eerie clips inside n WMV. Cum the pictures too. Those who visit share how u feel.

2004-04-16T23:54:00.000+08:00

Finally, i get the disk fr Jing. Tink Sunday i can format my PC liao. thx jing. Then i can keep updating my blog.

2004-04-14T22:04:00.000+08:00

Getting more Bi Che on my PC. Keep on popping out blue screen n i nid to press the restart button. Knn. Aiyo cant even see my comment box n write comments.

2004-04-13T18:47:00.000+08:00

Sibei suay leh.....my Comp got problem now....IE cant use Netscape also cant. Now i onli sometime can write comment in the comment box aiyo....waiting for Jing to return my Disk.

2004-04-11T22:03:00.000+08:00

Veri Shag sia today.....yest got back at 2+ after gog Sentosa n my bro chalet. Yest Sentosa outing was good but it seem tat i dint turn darker still the same. The sun was not strong enough. Pls organise tis kind of outing again it fun.

2004-04-10T01:50:00.000+08:00

So tired. Juz back from my Bro Chalet. Wanna jio my frenz to go over but i finish work too late. Oh....my sale is getting worse diff to get customers now...dunno izzit my persuasion problem or luck problem. Btw another 10 hr i be leaving Singapore to Sentosa....haha...excited sia...Sunday my frenz can see "Guan Di" working liao..haha

2004-04-08T22:18:00.000+08:00

Tmr holiday but i still nid to work. But after work, i got chalet......Hurray!! It my elder brother bday.....Happy Bday Bro....haha...then some more Sat i gog Sentosa to Sun Tan n watch jumping "Balls" n playing wif "Balls" haha

2004-04-07T21:18:00.000+08:00

Today is so suay for mi sia. Kana caught for littering sia. KNN. $200 fine. Chao. So bad luck sia. Kao. Tink liao so TuLan sia. Nv litter at Ngee Ann City ar. Wah Piang. Recently really suay for mi sia. Lost so many ting. Hope ting will turn out well nxt wk. Wish mi luck.

2004-04-07T20:57:00.000+08:00

Enjoy tis Clip from SMK..haha..gd ad

Condom

2004-04-06T22:58:00.000+08:00

Today was so boring. Suppose to do sale today, last min find out got meeting abt new credit card. Meng ur bro wan new Credit Card?? I two days nv do sales liao tink tmr at Wisma also cannot make it one so i 3 days nv do sales liao....jia lat...no $$ n commission.....Sighz

2004-04-06T19:28:00.000+08:00

Jokes

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius
.........
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose
with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel
better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig
your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siao ah !
Use your blain, use your blainnn ..........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making
love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on
your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn........................... you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ...... ," Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now,
the whole world!"